Chicken Fries
Friday, 21 August 2009 20:33 | 
Written by staff
Burger King
You’ve probably been asking yourself, “Aren’t chicken fries a crime against God and nature both?” The answer is yes.
Sure, crossing French Fries and chicken fingers is a marketing dream, but they taste like butt—dry, sandy, skinny butt. They taste like mediocre frozen food, with a little extra cardboard flavor.
Since chicken fries aren’t as good as chicken fingers, and chicken fingers aren’t as good as fried chicken, and fast-food fried chicken isn’t as good as actually eating a meal cooked by an actual human being, it makes you wonder—how did we get here, exactly?
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