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Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” is the greatest song
ever written about life in Western Massachusetts, and it’s quite
possibly the greatest song ever written about life anywhere in New
England. Music nerds will tell you that the song was actually released
in 1967 (and the movie in 1969), but this here music nerd will tell you
that the true story that inspired Arlo to write the song went down on
Thanksgiving of 1965—40 years ago this year. Hence Arlo’s “40th
Anniversary Celebration of The Alice’s Restaurant Massacree Tour,”
which comes to Concord’s Capitol Center for The Arts on Sunday, Nov.
20. What’s more, Durham’s own Mike and Chris Merenda and their fine
band The Mammals have been Guthrie’s backing band since June. Some of
our own will be playing with an American Legend.
In 1995, my friend James and I rented Arlo’s movie, called “Alice’s
Restaurant.” Actually, it was a dual-rental—I wanted to see Arlo
Guthrie jumping up and down in his tighty-whities shouting “Kill! Kill!
Kiiiiillll!!” in “Alice’s Restaurant” and James wanted to see Prussian
reenactors in Stanley Kubrick’s five-hour epic bore-fest “Barry
Lyndon.” He said, “OK, we’ll get the Arlo Guthrie movie, but the
deal is once we finish watching these movies, we have to drive to
Stockbridge to visit Arlo.”
“Fine,” I said.
Ten hours later, in the wee hours of the morning, we pulled into
Stockbridge. We asked the folks at the local diner how to get to
Alice’s Restaurant, and learned it had been rechristened “Naji’s
Pizza.” Imagine the disappointment: after watching the greatest movie
ever made about the greatest song ever written about life in a small
New England town, and after sitting through perhaps the most boring
five-hour reenactor montage ever made, we find out that Alice’s was now
Naji’s? Oh, the inhumanity!
We rolled into Najis around 11 a.m., and Naji himself was behind the
counter selling slices. James and I ordered a couple, making sure to
glare angrily at Naji with eyes that said “name changer!” We were
tired. James went to the restroom. I fell asleep with a slice of pizza
in my mouth. The strange hostility I felt towards Naji vanished when he
came over and woke me up before I suffocated under a thick layer of
cheese.
The startled pizza hero asked if I was OK. I felt ashamed, and blurted
out the whole horrible truth—the video rental, the Barry Lyndon
experience, the long drive, and the horror of learning that Alice’s was
no more. “Goddammit, we’ve got to get Arlo on the phone,” grumbled
Naji. He dialed his phone furiously, and I heard him say: “Some kids
are down here looking for you. One almost died in my shop. I’m sending
them over.”
It turned out Naji had only talked to Arlo’s answering machine. But he
helped us find the church where Arlo lived (fans of “Alice’s
Restaurant” know that this was the scene of the Thanksgiving dinner at
the center of the song “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”). The great Arlo
Guthrie was not at home but we smoked a cigar on his front steps, and
left a note in the door saying hello, and how much we’d enjoyed his
movie the night before. It was just a short note, and it didn’t involve
27 eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows on the
back of each one. We didn’t mention Barry Lyndon, or the near-death
experience at Naji’s.
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