If you were to stop and think for a moment about an actual pirate’s booty, you would be turned off the thought of food for good.  But in this instance, the booty in question is actually a rice and corn product made to look like popcorn. And it is a miracle for your mouth. It’s so soft and fluffy, it’s as if actual wisps of air have been captured and sprinkled with delicious cheese. It’s all organic, and it’s not actually popped corn, so there are none of those nasty kernel bits that get buried in your gums like sharks’ teeth. But beware the bottom of the bag and the cheese powder hidden in the corner like sunken treasure... if one tips the bag up to get the last bits, the full-on blast of cheesy deliciousness can induce loss of consciousness.