Chocolate Mint Muscle Milk has the slightly chalky aftertaste common to many protein bars and protein shakes, leading us to conclude that protein does, in fact, taste chalky.

Given that the chalky taste of pureed Power Bar is expected, Muscle Milk is really quite good, and satisfying. The Chocolate Mint version gives the impression of a shake made from some sort of reconstituted Thin Mint paste—which is to say, it’s delicious!
It even comes in a manly, grab-able, chuggable 17-oz carton which makes you feel like you bought it at a special muscle store instead of the local Gas-n-Sip.

We’d drink it to have a refreshing drink. We'd drink it to get 34 grams of protein. We’d drink it to fill our empty tummies. But mostly, we’d drink it because the name makes us giggle.