presidential sundaes

The Beach Plum

17 Ocean Blvd., North Hampton

603-964-7451

$5.02 each, with tax

Who would've thought that any vote I cast this year would be Republican? It's the sign of a rigged election, is what it is. Between Mint-Oreo Bush and Very Cherry Vanilla Kerry, there was really no contest-I always choose chocolate. In this manner have the folks at the Beach Plum undermined the democratic process. Are they all secretly pro-incumbent? Or do they really think that rainbow sprinkles stand a chance against Oreo crumbs? Oh well, I refuse to feel guilty. A vote with the tongue is not a vote of conscience.