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The brainchild of comedians Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette (of Penn
and Teller), “The Aristocrats” isn’t so much about telling the same
joke over and over as it is about the fluidly improvisational nature of
good comedy. It’s also about committing as many obscenities as possible
to film, and viewers should be delighted that it’s a triumphant success
in both regards.
Since The Wire is a family paper, we can’t print some of the more
salient details about “The Aristocrats.” All you really need to know is
the joke’s basic premise: a guy walks into a talent agent’s office and
says, “Boy, have I got an act for you!” He then describes the show his
family puts on, a performance that encompasses everything from music
and dancing to, uh, incest and bestiality. The agent replies, “Wow!
What an act. But, what do you call it?” to which the man says, “The
Aristocrats!” Don’t worry, I haven’t spoiled the joke. The magic of the
joke is all in the build-up—the punch line is an afterthought,
really—and the build-up is only as good as the comedian telling it.
You’ll be tempted to dismiss “The Aristocrats” at first. And you
should, because the thought of listening to a hundred different
comedians all tell the same vaudeville-era joke sounds pretty boring.
Thankfully, it’s not, and that’s because all of the comics (even ones
like the oft-reviled Carrot Top) put a unique spin on it. Bob Saget, a
notoriously vulgar man who somehow tricked the entire nation into
believing his squeaky-clean persona on “Full House” and “America’s
Funniest Home Videos,” presents one of the vilest versions of the joke,
complete with projectile feces and the unconventional use of feminine
hygene products. Drew Carey caps off his telling with a ridiculous
little hand gesture that’s inexplicably hilarious. Whoopie Goldberg
talks a lot about bizarre tricks involving foreskin. Sarah Silverman
twists the joke around and makes it a hilarious first-person confession.
Jillette compares the act of telling the joke to improvisational jazz,
and it’s an apt description. If a hundred of the world’s best jazz
musicians all got together to perform their separate takes on a song
like “My Favorite Things,” some would be good, some bad and others mind
blowing. At the very least, you’d get a unique listening experience and
important insight into the way musicians work. That’s what “The
Aristocrats” is—except, with a lot more talk about fisting.
Speaking of mind blowing, two bright spots in “The Aristocrats” stand
out. The first is Kevin Pollak’s telling of the joke using an eerily
spot-on impersonation of Christopher Walken, which gives the movie a
weird sort of meta-commentary, an interpretation of someone else’s
interpretation of the joke. The second is Gilbert Gottfried. If a film
with 100 different cast members could have a single star, Gottfried
would be “The Aristocrat’s” main man. He tackles the joke with manic,
obnoxious energy, like a dog that just won’t let go of a chew toy, and
it’s easy to see why his rendition of the joke at the Friar’s Club
roast of Hugh Hefner brought the house down. At the roast, held only a
few days after the World Trade Center fell, Gottfried made a disastrous
attempt to joke about the tragedy. “Too soon!” the audience yelled, and
Gottfried, searching for a way out, told a stupendously long,
outrageously foul iteration of the joke. The audience roared and
Gottfried did what most comics dream of—he took the audience into a
unexpected, unsafe place and forced them to laugh their way out.
During the film’s 90 minutes, plenty of the comics discuss the whys and
wherefores of the joke’s durability and the philosophical nature of
comedy. All of that’s important, but, in the end, it’s so ridiculous,
offensive and outrageous that you’ll be laughing through the credits.
And, along the way, you’ll probably learn some new sexual terms to
horrify your friends with. You can’t ask for much more than that.
directed by: Paul Provenza
starring: Penn Jillette, Bob Saget, Sarah Silverman, Paul Reiser, Phyllis Diller, George Carlin and a host of other comedians
rated: Though unrated and lacking sex, nudity and violence, the
film does contain “unspeakable obscenity” and those with tender ears
are advised to watch a “Full House” rerun.
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